what were the best anti looter signs you've seen?

This place is guarded 3 night's a week by a 12ga. shotgun and a crazy son of a *****, You guess which three! Have a nice day.

 

Our gate sign states - I can make it to the other gate in 2.8 seconds ... can you? Then it has a picture of a Great Pyrenees in the middle.

Another favorite ...

My son loves his snakes ... and they don't like company ... (this was posted beside his front door)

 

Posting an American flag is considered fair warning.

Flag on small pole on house: I am probably armed.

Flag on full height flag pole in front yard: I am most likely former military and I am certainly armed.

Flag on full height flag pole with the USMC flag below: I am most definitely armed, can hit you square between the eyes no matter where you are in the neighborhood and will use full auto if there are more of you than I can pick off individually with semi auto.

 

Lol! Thanks for that picture Uncle Joe! Sure made my night!

 

Certified Sniper: Don't bother to run, you'll just die tired

 

What about the classic: "Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again!"

 

One of my all time fav movies is "Second hand Lions" I loved all the signs on the road into their old place...and of course the two old farts with shotguns sitting on the porch ,,,

 

I LOVE that movie and all of their signs ...

 

one of our favorite movies.

 

I actually saw that at Hobby Lobby the other day!! I sooo wanted to get one but the hubby nixed it (and he was right). Due to his chosen profession some defense attorney would come after him with a big stick if he should ever have the misfortune of having to shoot someone on the job or off.

The one I use on the front door is a sticker announcing my "affiliation" with JBTs ... I am armed, I am trained, I don't tend to panic until an "event" is over and I am married to the guy who is gonna come after your *** ...

 

"Trespassers will be beaten to a pulp regardless of race,religion or national origin."

 

:lolsmash: :lolsmash: :lolsmash:

that made me snort out loud

 

Uncle Joe, I think that is my most favorite sign I have ever seen!

 

Stuff suddenly stopped disappearing here when I put up this one out front:



The sheriff drove by and stopped one day and said he thought the language was a bit strong...

-good thing I went out to his cruiser with my Bible turned to John 3:16


Hey... you can have it either way ....

 

protected by Smith & Wesson 3 nights a week, you guess which 3.

 

A country song lyric goes something like:

This house is protected by the Good Lord and a gun;
You'll meet them both if you come here unwelcome, son.

 

I dont know what effect my nude blowup of myself will have on looters.... made the two widows living next door upchuck tho..