[SurviveNthrive]

I've seen "You loot, we shoot" and some others. I prefer "You're in range." and "Nothing in this area is worth your life...except to us."

Does anyone have any favorites?

 

[kyfarmer]

This place is guarded 3 night's a week by a 12ga. shotgun and a crazy son of a *****, You guess which three! Have a nice day.

 

[*Andi]

Our gate sign states - I can make it to the other gate in 2.8 seconds ... can you? Then it has a picture of a Great Pyrenees in the middle.

Another favorite ...

My son loves his snakes ... and they don't like company ... (this was posted beside his front door)

 

[UncleJoe]

 

[thunderdan19]

Posting an American flag is considered fair warning.

Flag on small pole on house: I am probably armed.

Flag on full height flag pole in front yard: I am most likely former military and I am certainly armed.

Flag on full height flag pole with the USMC flag below: I am most definitely armed, can hit you square between the eyes no matter where you are in the neighborhood and will use full auto if there are more of you than I can pick off individually with semi auto.

 

[Salekdarling]

Lol! Thanks for that picture Uncle Joe! Sure made my night!

 

[The_Blob]

Certified Sniper: Don't bother to run, you'll just die tired

 

[gypsysue]

What about the classic: "Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again!"

 

[HozayBuck]

One of my all time fav movies is "Second hand Lions" I loved all the signs on the road into their old place...and of course the two old farts with shotguns sitting on the porch ,,,

 

[*Andi]

One of my all time fav movies is "Second hand Lions" I loved all the signs on the road into their old place...and of course the two old farts with shotguns sitting on the porch ,,,

I LOVE that movie and all of their signs ...

 

[Clarice]

one of our favorite movies.

 

[BadgeBunny]

What about the classic: "Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again!"

I actually saw that at Hobby Lobby the other day!! I sooo wanted to get one but the hubby nixed it (and he was right). Due to his chosen profession some defense attorney would come after him with a big stick if he should ever have the misfortune of having to shoot someone on the job or off.

The one I use on the front door is a sticker announcing my "affiliation" with JBTs ... I am armed, I am trained, I don't tend to panic until an "event" is over and I am married to the guy who is gonna come after your *** ...

 

[Magus]

"Trespassers will be beaten to a pulp regardless of race,religion or national origin."

 

[goshengirl]

"Trespassers will be beaten to a pulp regardless of race,religion or national origin."

:lolsmash: :lolsmash: :lolsmash:

that made me snort out loud

 

[PamsPride]

Uncle Joe, I think that is my most favorite sign I have ever seen!

 

[BasecampUSA]

Stuff suddenly stopped disappearing here when I put up this one out front:

The sheriff drove by and stopped one day and said he thought the language was a bit strong...

-good thing I went out to his cruiser with my Bible turned to John 3:16

Hey... you can have it either way ....

 

[lotsoflead]

protected by Smith & Wesson 3 nights a week, you guess which 3.

 

[horseman09]

A country song lyric goes something like:

This house is protected by the Good Lord and a gun;
You'll meet them both if you come here unwelcome, son.

 

[azurevirus]

I dont know what effect my nude blowup of myself will have on looters.... made the two widows living next door upchuck tho..

 

[IrritatedWithUS]