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I've seen "You loot, we shoot" and some others. I prefer "You're in range." and "Nothing in this area is worth your life...except to us."

Does anyone have any favorites?
 

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This place is guarded 3 night's a week by a 12ga. shotgun and a crazy son of a *****, You guess which three! Have a nice day.
 

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Our gate sign states - I can make it to the other gate in 2.8 seconds ... can you? Then it has a picture of a Great Pyrenees in the middle.

Another favorite ...

My son loves his snakes ... and they don't like company ... (this was posted beside his front door)
 

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Posting an American flag is considered fair warning.

Flag on small pole on house: I am probably armed.

Flag on full height flag pole in front yard: I am most likely former military and I am certainly armed.

Flag on full height flag pole with the USMC flag below: I am most definitely armed, can hit you square between the eyes no matter where you are in the neighborhood and will use full auto if there are more of you than I can pick off individually with semi auto.
 

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Certified Sniper: Don't bother to run, you'll just die tired
 

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What about the classic: "Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again!"
 

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One of my all time fav movies is "Second hand Lions" I loved all the signs on the road into their old place...and of course the two old farts with shotguns sitting on the porch ,,,
 

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One of my all time fav movies is "Second hand Lions" I loved all the signs on the road into their old place...and of course the two old farts with shotguns sitting on the porch ,,,
I LOVE that movie and all of their signs ... :D
 

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What about the classic: "Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again!"
I actually saw that at Hobby Lobby the other day!! I sooo wanted to get one but the hubby nixed it (and he was right). Due to his chosen profession some defense attorney would come after him with a big stick if he should ever have the misfortune of having to shoot someone on the job or off.

The one I use on the front door is a sticker announcing my "affiliation" with JBTs ... I am armed, I am trained, I don't tend to panic until an "event" is over and I am married to the guy who is gonna come after your *** ... :D
 

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Stuff suddenly stopped disappearing here when I put up this one out front:



The sheriff drove by and stopped one day and said he thought the language was a bit strong...

-good thing I went out to his cruiser with my Bible turned to John 3:16

Hey... you can have it either way .... :D
 

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A country song lyric goes something like:

This house is protected by the Good Lord and a gun;
You'll meet them both if you come here unwelcome, son.
 
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