We need a joke spot...

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by HozayBuck, Nov 1, 2010.

  1. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

    Old and rehashed but still good!!

    George Bush and Barack Obama at the barbershop . .. .

    George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,
    Not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
    Conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in
    His chair reached for the aftershave.

    Obama was quick to stop him
    Saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whore house.'

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'

    Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a Whore house smells like.'
  2. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

    :2thumb: :lolsmash::lolsmash: :surrender: :lolsmash::lolsmash: :cry: :D:D :melikey:

  3. mosquitomountainman

    mosquitomountainman I invented the internet. :rofl:

    Shouldn't this be in the non-fiction thread? :ignore: