Urban B.O.B

Discussion in 'Equipment & Survival Kits' started by Magus, Mar 9, 2011.

  1. Magus

    Magus Scavenger deluxe

    The "get me home" kit.

    I chose a Russian gas mask bag to house mine,I keep it behind the tool box and med kit in the trunk.the bag is approximately 6"X4"X12"

    Small Pistol,50 rounds of ammo[I chose a worn but reliable Russian Makarov .380,but my next choice was a Throated and tuned Jennings .22.]

    Mini med kit,it has just enough for one person one time,you can cram a LOT into an Altoids tin if you pack the bandages outside in a zip lock!

    A Mag-lite..actually,I just swapped mine out for an LED,its brighter and lasts three times as long.

    Buck 110.

    Multi-tool.Leatherman,not Gerber please.

    4" Creasant adjustable wrench.[You'd be surprised!]

    A combo screwdriver[you know,it flips between Phillips and straight heads.]

    Air Force survival/hunting knife.[Pack your own kit Rambo!]its fine for here.

    Magnesium fire starter.

    A pack of smokes/Lighter.

    A crappy 2$ poncho from the truck stop.

    1 MRE.

    I still have an inch or two left,what did I miss?:scratch
  2. BillM

    BillM BillM

    Get home training

    I conducted the first survival test with my wife yesterday. Since we live close to a major national park, I decided to utilize the vast wilderness area for our test. I equipped my wife with a compass , a flint stone and a small knife. I dropped her off about fifteen miles into the interior of the park at dusk with a hand drawn map. I am allowing her 72 hours to get home without being detected. I guess I will just have to rough it here and cook my own meals until she returns. I think 72 hours is more than an adequate amount of time for a 63 year old woman wearing flip flops to hike out.
    What do you think?


  3. JayJay

    JayJay Well-Known Member

    See, I told this forum...Kentuckians have such KEWL senses of humor!!!:cool:
  4. Reblazed

    Reblazed Member

    Be sure to let us know how effective her latest "skinning technique" is, when she gets home. ;)
  5. Expeditioner

    Expeditioner Well-Known Member

    Kind of reminds of the scene from the move "On Deadly Ground":

    My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos.
  6. MrSfstk8d

    MrSfstk8d Well-Known Member

    That was one of my favorite movie quotes ever. Thanks for reminding me. Made me laugh.
  7. CulexPipiens

    CulexPipiens Still waiting for the zombies.

    Magus... how about water? Or at least something to purify any sources you find? Unless you're never more than a few (walking) hours from home... and in that case then the MRE probably could be replaced with a snack (Cliff, etc.) bar or 2.
  8. Magus

    Magus Scavenger deluxe

    Maybe I could cram in a couple of cans of soda or a liter of water.
  9. The_Blob

    The_Blob performing monkey

    maybe Datrex or Mainstay (3600kcal) bar instead of MRE & one of those $8 water filter 'straws'?
  10. sailaway

    sailaway Well-Known Member

    Will probably be worthless in the future, but how about a couple of $20.00s
  11. PamsPride

    PamsPride edirPsmaP

    I put that on my Netflix DVD queue! I am surprised that I have not already seen it because Steven Seagal is one of my favorite actors!
  12. OldCootHillbilly

    OldCootHillbilly Reverend Coot

    Might get ya a small snack at dunkin donuts!:D
  13. CulexPipiens

    CulexPipiens Still waiting for the zombies.

    I prefer a mixed assortment. Some small stuff for vending machines or stores that, with out the register, don't know how to make change... just give them enough to cover and let them keep the change and a few larger bills just in case.

    Even if we know they are, or are about to be, worthless, sheeple might still be more than willing to take them.
  14. Magus

    Magus Scavenger deluxe

    Great Idea,now I know what to do with that cigarette pack sized pouch on the bottom!
  15. fat_frog

    fat_frog Member

    How did she do? ...Or, was this a joke?
  16. Jimmy24

    Jimmy24 Member

    So it's been a few months, how has it worked out?

  17. Jezcruzen

    Jezcruzen Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned a condom.