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I looked over to my left and there was a


In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

I knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!


And burned

Big Bob and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Stupid women drivers! !

Reverend Coot
3,848 Posts
That's a good en!:D

4,288 Posts
Now I am covered in dog hair again:D
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