This morning on the Interstate,

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by HozayBuck, Nov 27, 2010.

  1. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

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    I looked over to my left and there was a

    Woman

    In a brand new Cadillac

    Doing 65 mph

    With her Face up next to her

    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away

    For a couple seconds...

    to continue shaving

    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,

    Still working on that makeup.

    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;

    I dropped

    My electric shaver

    Which knocked

    The donut
    Out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying
    To straighten out the car

    Using my knees against
    The steering wheel,

    I knocked

    My Cell Phone

    Away from my ear

    Which fell

    Into the coffee

    Between my legs!

    Splashed,

    And burned

    Big Bob and the Twins,

    Ruined the damn phone,

    Soaked my trousers,

    And disconnected an
    Important call.

    Stupid women drivers! !
     
  2. mosquitomountainman

    mosquitomountainman I invented the internet. :rofl:

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  3. Tirediron

    Tirediron RockyMountainCanadian

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    Now I am covered in dog hair again:D