These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by HozayBuck, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

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    These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
    in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
    dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    Grapes with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.


    And MY Personal Favorite!!

    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have,
    Similar to my character lines.
     
  2. HarleyRider

    HarleyRider Comic Relief Member

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    Add these also....

    FED UP:
    A merger of Federal Express and UPS.

    DIVORCE:
    The screwing you get for the screwing you got.