smarter then he looks

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by wolfwhisper, Sep 3, 2010.

  1. wolfwhisper

    wolfwhisper Active Member

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    Larry the cable guy is smarter then he looks. Here are a few things he has to say on things going on in this country. Boy he sure hits it on the nail with his ideals.:beercheer: Have to gives this guy a hand, we all need to start thinking on ways to get our country back on track.

    This is what he has to say, and see if you agree with him.

    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .

    Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

    * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
    * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
    * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

    Think about this:
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
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  2. kbamvakais

    kbamvakais Well-Known Member

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    Damn almost shot soda outta my nose,lol
     

  3. mosquitomountainman

    mosquitomountainman I invented the internet. :rofl:

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  4. Bigdog57

    Bigdog57 Adventurer at large

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    Salsa on gatormeat - that could work....... :D

    But I'd pile that dirt on the north bank so the Wetbacks can't scramble OUT of the moat........ :rolleyes:

    We Rednecks DO often have very simple ways to fix problems. Politicians always way 'overthink' everything. When you are a lawyer, every problem looks like a need for a new LAW....... :dunno:
     
  5. The_Blob

    The_Blob performing monkey

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    good thing for him he discovered how much money there was in redneck shtick, cuz THIS sure wasn't making him any money...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28]YouTube - Larry the Cable Guy Before Redneck[/ame]
     
  6. Bigdog57

    Bigdog57 Adventurer at large

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    I'm ashamed to say..... that was funny!

    But yeah, the Cable Guy schtick has longer legs, careerwise.