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She Shot Him 6 Times!
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MARCH 5th, 2009*
*Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,* *A Woman From Houston , Texas
Was Arrested,

Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter* *For Shooting A Man 6 Times
In The Back

As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.* *~

*The Following Monday Morning,

The Woman Was Called In Front Of The* *Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,

And Asked To Explain Her Actions.

The Woman Replied,* *"I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop

For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The* *Bus To Take Me Home After Work.

I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe....

I Was There Alone,* *So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,

That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder.*

*All Of A Sudden I Was Being* *Spun Around Hard To My Left.

As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man

Running Away From Me With My Purse.

I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw* *That My Fingers Were
Wrapped Tightly

Around My Pistol.* *The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,

"No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My* *Pay Check And Tips."

~* *I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol

At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,

And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!

When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,

"Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?


Th e Woman Replied Under Oath,*

*"/Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went

The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.* *She Was Back At Work,* *At
The Cafe, The Next Day!*

*/Now that's Gun Control....

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