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Probably offensive as hell,but you need to think about this stuff NOW!
Ok,there you sit in your shelter,the SHTF and society went poof,your wife/GF/significant other is looking real good after a couple of weeks and that bothersome buzz just won't go away and you can't spare the water for a cold shower......well,they're willing and.....a few weeks later she's pregneant and theres not a doctor or functional hospital for days!if you can't deliver that baby or there's a complication,your partner will probably die!good job Rambo,you just killed your best friend!or at the very least you brought a kid into the world who has loads of needs you can't deliver on.WHOOPS!
Now then,if this little bedtime story from hell has you wondering.....
(1)Stock condoms,birth control pills,and a little saltpeter in your cornflakes never hurt anybody!
(2)Alternative sexual practices,sure it hurts,but nothing like that baby you'll have!
(3)Masturbate,mutually masturbate,practice oral sex,anything but get preagneant in a world gone to hell!
*But my faith says all that stuff is WRONG!*
Well now,what do you think god will forgive sooner,being a bit kinky or bringing a baby into the world to starve to death,that or an un assisted birth killing her because YOU couldn't control your sinner's urges?
Now I admit all this was done a bit tongue in cheek*no pun intended*but you have to think about this stuff,ESPECIALLY in this world!
Ok,there you sit in your shelter,the SHTF and society went poof,your wife/GF/significant other is looking real good after a couple of weeks and that bothersome buzz just won't go away and you can't spare the water for a cold shower......well,they're willing and.....a few weeks later she's pregneant and theres not a doctor or functional hospital for days!if you can't deliver that baby or there's a complication,your partner will probably die!good job Rambo,you just killed your best friend!or at the very least you brought a kid into the world who has loads of needs you can't deliver on.WHOOPS!
Now then,if this little bedtime story from hell has you wondering.....
(1)Stock condoms,birth control pills,and a little saltpeter in your cornflakes never hurt anybody!
(2)Alternative sexual practices,sure it hurts,but nothing like that baby you'll have!
(3)Masturbate,mutually masturbate,practice oral sex,anything but get preagneant in a world gone to hell!
*But my faith says all that stuff is WRONG!*
Well now,what do you think god will forgive sooner,being a bit kinky or bringing a baby into the world to starve to death,that or an un assisted birth killing her because YOU couldn't control your sinner's urges?
Now I admit all this was done a bit tongue in cheek*no pun intended*but you have to think about this stuff,ESPECIALLY in this world!