Roast Iguana

Discussion in 'General Preparedness Discussion' started by Todays Survival Show, Jul 24, 2010.

  1. Todays Survival Show

    Todays Survival Show Survival and Handgun Podcaster

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    Just watched "Dual Survival" with Cody and Dave on TV today. Cody caught an Iguana with a noose (in Belize) out of a tree, and they roasted it. Looked good actually, I love what Cody Lundin said at the end of the show, "I don't give a damn how prepared you are, how bad *** you think you are and what training you have, mother nature is always the boss." Isn't that the truth?! Good show. Cody Lundin and Dave Canterbury, two good ones.

    Now, the next show, they are on a mountain peak, glacier in New Zealand and Cody is shoeless as usual. Just ate a Grub, Cody is fishing for EEL in New Zealand. Cool stuff. I like Dave's knots as they're making an EEL fishing rig.

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  2. HarleyRider

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    Roast Iguana is really good, but it should only be eaten at night since during the day they become very hard to catch, because as the song says "daylight come and iguana go home.... dee oh, deeee oh, daylight come and iguana go home". :eek: :thankyou:
     

  3. Todays Survival Show

    Todays Survival Show Survival and Handgun Podcaster

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    Love your tag line. I was a guest on the Dr. Prepper Show last night. He's a cool guy.
     
  4. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

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    Harley, you are so hilarious! :D (why don't we have one of those smileys rolling on the floor laughing???)
     
  5. mdprepper

    mdprepper I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...

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    Oh HarleyRider....why are you doing this to me?? Now I have another song stuck in my head! :cry:
     
  6. OldFashionedMama

    OldFashionedMama Partyin' like it's 1699

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    I'm down with eating reptiles. I've had turtle and alligator, can't imagine iguana could be that much different. rofl reminds me of that scene in The Waterboy where Bobby's mom puts a big plate of roasted swamp gators on a plate in front of his girlfriend :eek:
     
  7. HarleyRider

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    :D:D The best is yet to come.... wait for it!! :eek::eek::eek:
     
  8. HarleyRider

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    With apologies to the movie "Rescue Rangers"...

    You know, cookin' up reptiles, mammals, and other things for vittles brings to mind a song... :rolleyes: ... sung to the tune "Home On The Range"... :cool: ...

    Home, home on the range.... where the critters are bound up in chains.... well, I cut through their sides, and I skin off their hides, and the next day I do it again.... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :D

    There you go, mdprepper, another song to get stuck in your head!
     
  9. NaeKid

    NaeKid YourAdministrator, eh?

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    Damn you Harley ... I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!!!
     
  10. TechAdmin

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    I'm really loving Dual Survival right now. No shoes? Ouch.
     
  11. mdprepper

    mdprepper I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...

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    HarleyRider what are we going to do with you????

    If I find myself singing that while I am doing my dishes tonight, I will be thinking mean things about you!:D:D:D:D
     
  12. HarleyRider

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    Maybe this will help.......

    How about this, sung to the tune "Ticket To Ride":

    She's got a chicken to ride.... she's got a chicken to riiiiiide.... she's got a chicken to ride, and it's in my hair! :eek::eek::eek: :D
     
  13. HarleyRider

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    I think I'd better hide....

    By the way, mdprepper, I just noticed that you live in Maryland, so.......... :rolleyes:

    Mary had a little land, little land, little land; Mary had a little land where all the preppers go. :eek: :D:D:D
     
  14. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

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    HarleyRider, I'm going to buy a can of Dr. Pepper today and drink a toast to you!
     
  15. HarleyRider

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    Thanks, gypsysue. :2thumb: Enjoy!!
     
  16. mdprepper

    mdprepper I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...

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    :gaah::gaah::gaah: HarleyRider you have way too much time on your hands!

    Were your ears burning last night? I was washing my dishes and making some hamburger rolls last night and my husband asked me what I was humming. After calling you some bad names, I sang it for him. He just shook his head and walked away. :dunno:

    Thank you for the new songs to be stuck in my head. :eek::eek:

    GypsySue- enjoy your Dr. Pepper. Me, I believe I will have to taste test my plum liqueur to get the songs to stop going through my brain:beercheer:!
     
  17. HarleyRider

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    Especially for mdprepper and gypsysue...

    It just fills me with joy that you enjoyed my songs. :rolleyes: By the way, I also know how to cook. :eek: Here is one of my favorite recipes:

    HarleyRider's Baked Stuffed Turkey

    10-20 lb. turkey
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good)
    1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
    Salt/pepper to taste
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    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
    Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
    When the turkey's *** blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it is done.

    Place on platter, slice and serve.

    (I'll bet you didn't think I knew how to cook!!) :D:D:D:D:D
     
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2010
  18. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

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    Sounds wonderful! Can "iguana" be substituted for the turkey? :D

    We ate at Dairy Queen today. They didn't have Dr. Pepper but I drank a Root Beer in your honor!

    Here's a variation of an old song for you: (I get a kick out of it, anyway!)

    Take me out to the ball game,
    Take me out to the crowd.
    Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks,
    Hot dogs and burgers and wonderful snacks.
    I root, root, root for a root beer,
    Nothin' takes quite the same!
    So it's Eat! Eat! Eat when you're out
    At the old ball game!

    Take me out to the ball game,
    Take me out to the fun!
    Strike-outs and sliders and homeruns are nice,
    But they only give me an apetite.
    So it's "Hip-hooray" for a pizza,
    Isn't that why everyone came?
    "Give us Corn dogs and Peanuts and Candy", they shout
    At the ole ball game!

    Let's eat out at the ball game,
    Let's go eat in the stands.
    We'll fill up on popcorn with butter on top,
    Then ice cream and snow cones and soda pop.
    Oh, I root, root, root for the home team,
    Win or lose, it's the same,
    Cause I always go home with a big stomach ache
    From the ole ball game!!!
     
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  19. mdprepper

    mdprepper I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...

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    Et Tu GypsySue??:D:D

    I swear yall are trying to make me insane:cry:.
    Oh well, I guess that is what family does to you!:flower:
     
  20. HarleyRider

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    E X C E L L E N T, gypsysue!! :congrat::congrat::congrat::congrat::congrat:

    Just wait til you see what I will do with this song.:eek::eek::eek:
     
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