[OldFashionedMama]

Use Kudzu instead. It'll cover your whole house in a week, then no one will be able to find it.

Yes but then it will cover everything else in its path, eventually taking over the world Still a great idea though....I've heard they use wisteria over in Europe to cover old houses. That would be prettier at least. Although can't the seed pods of kudzu be used for food?? Might be a better option if it provides nourishment...