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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, no!!" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
 

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Boo, hiss. Oh wait a minute. The only democrat in my house is my husband.
Never mind, carry on.
Are you seeing a counselor, I'm sure that falls under some form of cruelty :D
 

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Well, I have decided there is no hope for him, so counseling probably wouldn't do any good. :dunno:
Oh well, you're not the only intelligent person out there with a democrat/liberal in your family/close circle! :D

In our case, it's adult kids who look at us wide-eyed (after years of hearing us talking!) and say "I probably should vote this year, huh? Am I republican or democrat?" ROTFL
 

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Oh well, you're not the only intelligent person out there with a democrat/liberal in your family/close circle! :D

In our case, it's adult kids who look at us wide-eyed (after years of hearing us talking!) and say "I probably should vote this year, huh? Am I republican or democrat?" ROTFL
:lolsmash::lolsmash::lolsmash: that was the best laugh I've had since the hogs ate my lil sister

HEre on the homestead the LOM is a hard corp liberal , her DH is a greenie... amd me?.... well I'm to the far right................of Attila the Hun.. we don't talk politics or religion here.. :D
 

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DEMOCRAT.... you know, I like the Southern (good ol' boy) rendition - DEM OLE CRAP. :eek:
 

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:lolsmash::lolsmash::lolsmash: that was the best laugh I've had since the hogs ate my lil sister

HEre on the homestead the LOM is a hard corp liberal , her DH is a greenie... amd me?.... well I'm to the far right................of Attila the Hun.. we don't talk politics or religion here.. :D
I don't see 'liberal' as a bad word; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin... those were 'liberals'! :2thumb:

the ones we have now just 'run it up the flagpole' to see what they should call themselves this week :rolleyes:
 

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"Liberal", "Progessive", "Common Sense", "Sensible"........

All words and terms the Socialist Democrats have turned the meanings around to fit THEIR agenda........ They no longer have any true meaning for We The People. :scratch
 
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