Poor Granpa

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by HozayBuck, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

    An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.

    Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

    "Oh, no!!" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
  2. CVORNurse

    CVORNurse Well-Known Member

    Boo, hiss. Oh wait a minute. The only democrat in my house is my husband.
    Never mind, carry on.

  3. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

    Are you seeing a counselor, I'm sure that falls under some form of cruelty :D
  4. CVORNurse

    CVORNurse Well-Known Member

    Well, I have decided there is no hope for him, so counseling probably wouldn't do any good. :dunno:
  5. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

    Oh well, you're not the only intelligent person out there with a democrat/liberal in your family/close circle! :D

    In our case, it's adult kids who look at us wide-eyed (after years of hearing us talking!) and say "I probably should vote this year, huh? Am I republican or democrat?" ROTFL
  6. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

    :lolsmash::lolsmash::lolsmash: that was the best laugh I've had since the hogs ate my lil sister

    HEre on the homestead the LOM is a hard corp liberal , her DH is a greenie... amd me?.... well I'm to the far right................of Attila the Hun.. we don't talk politics or religion here.. :D
  7. HarleyRider

    HarleyRider Comic Relief Member

    DEMOCRAT.... you know, I like the Southern (good ol' boy) rendition - DEM OLE CRAP. :eek:
  8. The_Blob

    The_Blob performing monkey

    I don't see 'liberal' as a bad word; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin... those were 'liberals'! :2thumb:

    the ones we have now just 'run it up the flagpole' to see what they should call themselves this week :rolleyes:
  9. Bigdog57

    Bigdog57 Adventurer at large

    "Liberal", "Progessive", "Common Sense", "Sensible"........

    All words and terms the Socialist Democrats have turned the meanings around to fit THEIR agenda........ They no longer have any true meaning for We The People. :scratch