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It's hard to beat Israeli technology!

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis have developed an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of the crap about racial profiling.

It will also eliminate costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat is now available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

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