on a bit more lighthearted but, possibly grusome note

Discussion in 'General Preparedness Discussion' started by questor, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. questor

    questor Well-Known Member

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    what is in Your Zombie Defense Kit
    (from here on known as a ZDK)
     
  2. NaeKid

    NaeKid YourAdministrator, eh?

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    I'll start:

    I have the Zombie Survival Guide and it describes some of the best vehicles, tools and weapons required to survive the Zombie apocalypse. I am setup with silent weapons (knives, swords, machette, etc) as well as loud weapons (chain-saw, shot-gun, etc) to protect myself and loved-ones from zombies.

    I also have decals on my vehicles proudly proclaiming that I am ready for the zombie apocalypse ..

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    Finally, I have the basic body protection gear that will save me from most zombie-attacks in the form of motorcycle body-armour and helmet ..
     

  3. TheAnt

    TheAnt Aesops Ant (not Aunt)

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    HA! What are those decals? I might have to get one myself!

    I have meticulously watched Zombieland and made notes! I am ready! DOUBLE-TAP!!!
     
  4. NaeKid

    NaeKid YourAdministrator, eh?

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    I drew-up the decals in AutoCAD and .dxf'd them out to a friend who cut them locally on their vinyl-cutter. It just says "Zombie Outbreak Responder" in text around a center-circle with a bio-hazard symbol in the middle. My cost on them is $12 (CAD), tax-included, each - I made a bunch of red, purple, black, and silver decals and sold them off to friends / family. I have none left at this point of time, but, if people want some, I can get my friend to run off another stack of them.
     
  5. Halfway

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    As a pre-seasoned zombie killer (all the killing, zero guilt), I have to say my "lopper" is the best tool. It is a modified ice chipping tool the length of a garden rake with a sharpened blade.

    Yup...reach out and touch some, er, uh, formerly a "some one".

    :cool:
     
  6. jnrdesertrats

    jnrdesertrats Noob

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    A banjo and emergency twinkie.
     
  7. IrritatedWithUS

    IrritatedWithUS Well-Known Member

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    I love you all! I just LOL'd reading the replies!
     
  8. Halfway

    Halfway Grunt

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    Ahhhh...note to self.

    :beercheer:
     
  9. ComputerGuy

    ComputerGuy Retired Air Force

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    Cardio... Must work on my cardio
     
  10. ZoomZoom

    ZoomZoom Rookie Prepper

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    I'm going the other way. Just keep someone slower with me nearby.

    I'm very happy with the Husqvarna pro arborist chainsaw I have. It operates with one hand and weighs the same as a gallon of milk.

    I'm working on getting a grapple for my tractor.
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  11. Magus

    Magus Scavenger deluxe

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    My ZDK:

    Biggest armored car I can steal after SHTF.
    Remington assault shotgun.
    Scoped L1/A1 and all the ammo I can carry.
    Scoped Ruger 44 magnum.
    Leather body armor/motocross boots to stomp their heads.
    gas mask[the undead smell real bad!]
    Custom brush axe.
    Katana.
    A case of Snickers and Gatorade.[screw Twinkies!]
    A pocket full of sparkly fire works.[the zombie prophet Romero assures us zombies are fascinated by them.]
     
  12. Centraltn

    Centraltn Well-Known Member

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    You guys are a riot
     
  13. kejmack

    kejmack Texas!!!

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    My kit includes, but is not limited to:
    an assault shotgun and lots of ammo
    a chainsaw
    a clothespin (for the smell) who can afford a gas mask
    bars for the windows
    cheesecake (who needs twinkies)
     
  14. TrackerRat

    TrackerRat Well-Known Member

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    I have 2 rubber bands a gum wrapper and a box of erasers.
     
  15. Meerkat

    Meerkat Seeking The Truth

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    if if gets that bad,it won't be safe in anything other than an amored tank.:eek:

    Anyone riding around would be rolling ducks.

    Zombies would shoot you then take your ride.:scratch

    Maybe re-inforced bullet proof metal sides may help.
     
  16. mtnmom

    mtnmom Active Member

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    ROFL! This made my morning. I am still intrigued with the rubber band, gum wrappers and erasers.
     
  17. HarleyRider

    HarleyRider Comic Relief Member

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    I've got a big ole' steam roller down by the construction site. Squashes them real flat and makes a pretty good pothole filler.

    Also the mandatory and usual arsenal (rifles, shotguns, crossbow, machetes, chainsaw, axes, ice picks, blow torches, etc).

    Don't need the twinkies - got a couple cases of MoonPies and some RC cola. ;)
     
  18. kyhoti

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    My plan is to duct tape stump poppers to arrows and let fly. Bo and Luke Duke had it going on. If it gets too close, my lead-plugged Louisville Slugger should pop their rotten skulls and my trashcan lid should keep their diseased nails from clawing me. Little Debbie Oatmeal Cremes and Diet Mountain Dew will keep me sharp. Yee. Haw.
     
  19. Jimmy24

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    Sling Blade, some call it ah brush hook, I jest always called it a sling blade....or a extra sharp lawnmower blade will work.....

    Jimmy
     
  20. *Andi

    *Andi Supporting Member

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    Thanks for the smile! :lolsmash::lolsmash:

    All you need is a silver bullet between the eyes ... I know it works cause I saw it on T.V. :rolleyes: