Murphy's Laws Of TEOTWAWKI

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by UncleJoe, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. UncleJoe

    UncleJoe Well-Known Member

    Taken from Murphy’s Laws of TEOTWAWKI

    1. Food, you still don’t have enough

    2. People without back up shelters might be without shelter

    3. People with guns and no food are finding out that people with food have guns too

    4. Look hungry, they might leave you alone.

    5. Seed bank, the new source of wealth

    6. Insects, It’s what’s for dinner

    7. Gun shots, they attract unwanted attention

    8. Ask everyone if they have food or water, Jedi mind tricks might work on desperate people

    9. Wood burning stoves, they are like pots of gold

    10. The less people you know, the better off you are

    11. Mormons, suddenly they have a lot of new friends
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    12. Friendly hungry people…..aren’t

    13. People who thought they could make it with just a survival knife are finding out they can’t

    14. Satellite Dishes, they make great family dinner tables

    15. If invited to a dinner party and you can’t figure out what’s on the menu, it’s you

    16. Houses full of food attract the unwanted envy of hungry people

    17. Friends who show up without food are not good friends

    18. Electricity, the good old days TEOTWAWKI

    19. Dog Food, who knew

    20. Cash, its a great way to start a fire

    21. Alternative energy, you’re kicking yourself now for not investing in it

    22. Watching your garden grow, the new Sunday afternoon sport

    23. The Government, it will feed itself first

    24. Large groups of people with guns make the rules

    25. Bad water & Montezuma’s Revenge, they have come to America

    26. People who thought the Government would save them, found out that it didn’t

    27. Hospitals, no longer a place of healing

    28. EMP, now everyone knows what it means

    29. Sandy dry soil, suddenly not such a cool place to live anymore

    30. If food is the new currency then fresh water is a hot commodity

    31. Gold coins, they don’t taste very good

    32. Toilet paper, should have bought more of that stuff

    33. Ham radio operators, who are the nerds now?

    34. Burning Green Wood = Smoke / Smoke = Attention / Attention = Bad

    35. Trying to start a fire with two sticks? Should have stocked up on more matches
  2. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

    Ahhhh... good ol Murph! I spent the day with the little chickenchitbastard.. spent the entire day swinging from my nads goin yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... it was a bad day...