.. just this once I'm gonna relate a story from my own service days. At the PAX, I'm picking up... honestly I think it was a Super Nintendo game.. Starfox maybe? and some Marine is there talking about how the Marines are the best branch of service. I decided to get in on this:
"You mean the Navy is the best, right?"
"You heard me, the Marines"
"Yes, the Navy."
"Are you deaf?"
"The Marines are just a part of the Navy."
"What does your paycheck say? 'Department of the Navy', right?"
"Well yeah, we're the mens' department!"
I had no response to that and had to give him the point.
A Marine is standing in the head taking a leak, a Sailor comes in and uses the next stall, they both finish about the same time the sailor heads for the sink the Marine heads for the door the Sailor with a smirk says.. "My mom taught me to wash after taking a leak... The Marine never looked back just said " Yea well "MY mom taught me to not piss on my hands....:beercheer: