this is a classic that is almost legendary. The Mall Ninja Thread. If you've never read this, it's funny, definitely worth reading and you might be missing some side references and humor found in survivalist, LEO, security, and gun forums. If you have before, well, maybe like me, you needed some nostagia and a great laugh. Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines When I saw the trailers for "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" and "Observe and Report" I, along with many thousand others, hoped they'd go here, but they didn't really. Too bad. Tactical Mall Ninjas need their own movie.