Mall Ninja thread...

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by SurviveNthrive, Oct 28, 2010.

  1. SurviveNthrive

    SurviveNthrive a dude

    this is a classic that is almost legendary. The Mall Ninja Thread.

    If you've never read this, it's funny, definitely worth reading and you might be missing some side references and humor found in survivalist, LEO, security, and gun forums.

    If you have before, well, maybe like me, you needed some nostagia and a great laugh.

    Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

    When I saw the trailers for "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" and "Observe and Report" I, along with many thousand others, hoped they'd go here, but they didn't really.

    Too bad. Tactical Mall Ninjas need their own movie.

    Last edited: Oct 28, 2010
  2. thunderdan19

    thunderdan19 Shoots to Thrill

    So this is the epic beginning of the legend of the Mall Ninja...

    Oy vey.

  3. HarleyRider

    HarleyRider Comic Relief Member

    I would think that anyone worried enough about getting shot in the back multiple times should IMMEDIATELY take a refresher course on finding cover in a hostile situation. :scratch

    This seems like the type of person you truly wish would win a Darwin Award. :D
  4. SurviveNthrive

    SurviveNthrive a dude

    Oh man...this inspired me to use Observe and Report and Paul Blart: Mall Cop as backgrounds for me this evening.
  5. Magus

    Magus Scavenger deluxe

    Why are most mall ninjas as wide as they are tall?I mean I have a gut, but geez.none of these guys does t3h cardio?

    Ohh....My f***ing gods..............I know some R.L people who whould break him down like a shotgun and swab his bore with an oversize brush after that.........0_o
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2012
  6. FatTire

    FatTire Member

    He's not worried about it, it's his freaking plan!!

  7. Toffee

    Toffee Member

    What I loved was that it was his off duty plan. He was worried about his vest walking in and out of the mall.