January 26 - Joke for today

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by NaeKid, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. NaeKid

    NaeKid YourAdministrator, eh?

    The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him.

    "I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

    "Well," drawled the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board.

    And then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    "That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent.

    The rancher replied, "That would be me."
  2. Vertigo

    Vertigo Member

    Good one! Definitely the feeling of many self employed people!

  3. bunkerbob

    bunkerbob Supporting Member

    HA ah ha ha ha haaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa haaaaaahhaaaahaaaahaaa

    OMG...I soiled myself, again. Naekid you owe me some new diapers.:2thumb::2thumb:
  4. UncleJoe

    UncleJoe Well-Known Member

    :melikey: :beercheer: GOOD ONE!!!!
  5. *Andi

    *Andi Supporting Member

    Thanks for the smile!:D
  6. TechAdmin

    TechAdmin Administrator Staff Member

    Never heard that one. LOL