goberment keeping us safe

That video doesn't surprise me at all!!!

:gaah:

 

Oh no what next the thought police?

 

I prefer to keep mine and myself safe, we'll rely on the Lord!

 

I think if they ever entered my head and read my thoughts they would be completely baffled and give up.:surrender:

 

They'd either salute me or shoot me.:dunno:

 

They would say nothing here to see, move on.

 

meh, the technology needed to "read" minds is at least two decades off. Even the most highly detailed fMRI scans only hint at thought, like shadows on a cave wall, and their accuracy over repeated tests is faulty at best.

as a side question, I've noticed you guys say goberment, gubermint, gub'ment, and similar words to describe the government. Why this bastardization? Is it merely a sign of disrespect? Is it an allusion to some other insidious force? Or is it an example of living life without the need of education?

 

Not at all... if you listen to someone from the "Deep South" speak, the word "government" comes out as either "guvment" or "gubment". No disrespect is intended, that's just the way their vernacular pronounces it.

 

so is that it then? allusion to a southern twang? reminds me of All the King's Men (original, not the lame new edition)