Friendly Holiday Advice

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by HozayBuck, Dec 18, 2010.

  1. HozayBuck

    HozayBuck Well-Known Member

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    Friendly Holiday Advice

    Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.

    A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
    Motor Vehicles indicates that 23%of traffic accidents are alcohol
    related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who
    just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and **** like
    that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause
    three times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who cares
    about your well being.
    Merry Christmas
     
  2. HarleyRider

    HarleyRider Comic Relief Member

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    I'd like a double Jack Black on the rocks, please. :beercheer:
     

  3. Jason

    Jason I am a little teapot

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    Everybody's distracted and in a hurry. Couple that with icy roads, being excited to see folks who you don't see often, and a million other distractions, and it's easy to make a mistake. A little extra vigilance will make for a much safer and happier holiday.