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Friendly Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23%of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like
that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause
three times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who cares
about your well being.
Merry Christmas
 

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I'd like a double Jack Black on the rocks, please. :beercheer:
 

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Everybody's distracted and in a hurry. Couple that with icy roads, being excited to see folks who you don't see often, and a million other distractions, and it's easy to make a mistake. A little extra vigilance will make for a much safer and happier holiday.
 
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