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Discussion in 'General Preparedness Discussion' started by questor, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. questor

    questor Well-Known Member

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    European Threat Alert Levels

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats that have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    Italy is on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". Two higher levels remain: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

    Lastly, the Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the Old Spanish Navy.
     

  2. ajsmith

    ajsmith Well-Known Member

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    I like it...........lol
     
  3. ditzyjan56

    ditzyjan56 Well-Known Member

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    That was just too funny:2thumb:

    We also have level of alerts at our house, here in the mountains of WV

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    Just couldn't help myself,
     
  4. gypsysue

    gypsysue The wanderer

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    ha ha ha ha....loved it! :lolsmash:
     
  5. Clarice

    Clarice Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I needed a smile this morning.
     
  6. Vertigo

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    Loved the line about Belgians, it's so true...

    V.
     
  7. wildone_uk

    wildone_uk Active Member

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    you have no idea how true that is, i loved it, being english