Drug Heist (True and Funny)

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  1. truthfulwon

    truthfulwon Junior Member

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    FLORIDA BURGLARY

    Just when you think there's no justice in the world, this article
    appears in a Florida newspaper:
    "When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV,
    his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was
    "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder."
    (That at least is the way the police described it.)
    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said,
    "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought
    they'd hit the big time."

    Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
    burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.
    She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled
    corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's
    doorstep.

    The cardboard box was there too; about " half" of Gertrude remained. And
    there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we
    wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
     
  2. mdprepper

    mdprepper I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...

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  3. HarleyRider

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    :eek: See why I can't wait to get out of South Florida? :surrender: