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FLORIDA BURGLARY

Just when you think there's no justice in the world, this article
appears in a Florida newspaper:
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV,
his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was
"generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder."
(That at least is the way the police described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said,
"that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought
they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.
She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled
corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's
doorstep.

The cardboard box was there too; about " half" of Gertrude remained. And
there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we
wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
 

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I sold my soul to The_Blob. He had candy...
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:eek: See why I can't wait to get out of South Florida? :surrender:
 
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