Featured diy-tornado safe room

Discussion in 'General Homesteading & Building' started by jimLE, Oct 30, 2017.

  1. TheLazyL

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    in the attic...
     
  2. Sentry18

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    I am still looking for a shark tank technician and a laundry operations specialist, your choice. The pay is $0 and hour, but you do get a bowl of spirulina every day and the ability to survive the obviously impending EF9 tornado.
     

  3. terri9630

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    Can I eat the shark? Does the laundry HAVE to be folded?
     
  4. Sentry18

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    No! The shark is for disposing of my enemies and unfolded laundry gets wrinkly. But I will let you bring one more person into the shelter just to fold clothes.
     
  5. terri9630

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    You have any boys? I've got a girl.....:D.
     
  6. Sentry18

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    2 boys, ages 5 and 16. Which sounds like a big gap until you find out they have 4 sisters in between them.
     
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  7. terri9630

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    That's great. I'll let my 16yr old know she's going to be folding lots of laundry.:D
     
  8. RedBeard

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    Why are you not a farmer? Just think of all the free labor!
     
  9. terri9630

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    I think my dentist has Sentry beat. He's fixing to have #8. Actually it's his wife that's fixing to have #8.:rolleyes:
     
  10. jimLE

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    I got all y'all beat. I never been married.and no kids that I know of.:p
     
  11. Sentry18

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    Yep, I only have 7. The oldest is already out of the house and the OBGYN told my wife it was time to give it up.
     
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  12. terri9630

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    I explained to him how babies were made on my last visit, just in case he didn't know. My girls are in 4-H with some of his kids. The oldest is barely in HS. Don't know how they manage, 2 was more than enough for me.
     
  13. DFrost

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    I'm 56yo, I could never go with a bathroom three floors down from the bedroom!!!
     
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