OH, I thought you were going to start up a round of BOB,
the drinking game we did in the 80s.

Watch the Bob Newhart show.
Each time they said Bob, you drank.
HEY BOB, and you finished the can.

 

OK, I'll play.

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight and my Sawyer Mini water filter.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, and Band-Aids.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, Band-Aids, and a 55 gal black trash bag.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gal black trash bag, and a hatchet.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gal black trash bag, hatchet, and a bic lighter.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gal black trash bag, hatchet, a bic lighter and $50 in small bills and quarters.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, band aids, 55 gallon black trash bag, hatchet, bic lighter, $50 in small bills and quarters, and a toothbrush.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, band aids, 55 gallon black trash bag, hatchet, bic lighter, $50 in small bills and quarters, a toothbrush, and 4 packets of emergency water.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gallon black trash bag, hatchet, Bic lighter, $50 in small bills and quarters, a toothbrush, 4 packets of emergency water, and copies of important papers.

 

I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gallon black trash bag, hatchet, Bic lighter, $50 in small bills and quarters, a toothbrush, 4 packets of emergency water, copies of important papers, and a Russian Palsch Platka (Poncho) with a space rescue sleeping bag.

 

I think you won, @WolfBrother

I know I'm out.

 

I see your out and raise you:
I packed my BOB and in it I put a flashlight, sawyer mini water filter, bandaids, 55 gallon black trash bag, hatchet, Bic lighter, $50 in small bills and quarters, a toothbrush, 4 packets of emergency water, copies of important papers, a Russian Palsch Platka (Poncho) with a space rescue sleeping bag and four 3600 calorie life boat bars solidly duct taped to help prevent tears or small holes.

 

Sidebar... how are those bars? Taste? Texture? Are they teeth breakers?

 

taste - bland
texture - closest I can say - like Pecan Sandies cookies
teeth breakers - no

They are short term use rations; not sustainment.

They are non-thirst proving. That means you need no additional water to digest them.
BUT they are like eating crackers, you'll need something to wash them down.

Each bar is made up of 400 calorie pieces.

If you find a flavor you like you're set