Prepared Society Forum banner
1 - 5 of 5 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,201 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
‎5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

:D
(stole this from a friend of my wife)
 

·
Reverend Coot
Joined
·
3,848 Posts
Lotta truth in that.

I always like ta say "Money won't buy happiness, but it certainly buys a better grade a misery"!:D
 

·
Just getting started. Always.
Joined
·
1,810 Posts
Dont build your house in a floodplain.
Or near a volcano.
He who has the gold, makes the rules.
He who is rich, knows he has enough.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
260 Posts
‎5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

:D
(stole this from a friend of my wife)
Be kind to those who would be your enemy :mad: ...you may turn them into a friend :kiss: ...at the very least, you'll annoy the heck out of them! :gaah:
 

·
Aesops Ant (not Aunt)
Joined
·
1,499 Posts
I think I posted this here before but its worth repeating:

My grandfather used to ask:
"Who is happier, the man with 10 children (he had 10) or the man with a million dollars (a lot of money, especially then).

The answer he would give is:
"the man with 10 children because the many with a million dollars always wants more!"

Hehe, I guess he didnt want more children!
 
1 - 5 of 5 Posts
Top