I doubt you were a horny 16 year old who thought he should have been born a girl.
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
~Capt. Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds, Serenity
When crap hits the fan it's not about how much skill you have but whose the BIGGER badass! Bobby, will you please tell Sam that Chuck Norris could KICK Jet Li's ass?
~Dean Winchester, Supernatural
People without any brains do an awful lot of talking. Don't they?!
~the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz