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Old 05-17-2009, 06:14 PM   #1
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Probably offensive as hell,but you need to think about this stuff NOW!



Ok,there you sit in your shelter,the SHTF and society went poof,your wife/GF/significant other is looking real good after a couple of weeks and that bothersome buzz just won't go away and you can't spare the water for a cold shower......well,they're willing and.....a few weeks later she's pregneant and theres not a doctor or functional hospital for days!if you can't deliver that baby or there's a complication,your partner will probably die!good job Rambo,you just killed your best friend!or at the very least you brought a kid into the world who has loads of needs you can't deliver on.WHOOPS!

Now then,if this little bedtime story from hell has you wondering.....

(1)Stock condoms,birth control pills,and a little saltpeter in your cornflakes never hurt anybody!

(2)Alternative sexual practices,sure it hurts,but nothing like that baby you'll have!

(3)Masturbate,mutually masturbate,practice oral sex,anything but get preagneant in a world gone to hell!

*But my faith says all that stuff is WRONG!*

Well now,what do you think god will forgive sooner,being a bit kinky or bringing a baby into the world to starve to death,that or an un assisted birth killing her because YOU couldn't control your sinner's urges?

Now I admit all this was done a bit tongue in cheek*no pun intended*but you have to think about this stuff,ESPECIALLY in this world!


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Old 05-17-2009, 08:59 PM   #2
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Kids have been birthed in worse conditions than what we could possible experience and they made it.



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Old 05-18-2009, 03:04 AM   #3
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I always have a very large supply of condoms on hand. Enough to last several months.

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Old 05-18-2009, 03:06 AM   #4
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I have to agree...Babies have been born in worse situation for 1,000's of years....and some how they make it....We are just in a day and age that we are all very spoiled with things, and services that we would all scratch our heads to try and figure it out..... Best to read up on a whole lot of subjects and become educated......

I think there's a book called " where's there is no doctor" I hear it's a great book to have around.

Amazon.com: Where There Is No Doctor: A Village Health Care Handbook: Jane Maxwell, Carol Thuman, David Werner, Carol Thuman, Jane Maxwell: Books


There's one for "where there is no dentist" also

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Old 05-18-2009, 01:00 PM   #5
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Kids have been birthed in worse conditions than what we could possible experience and they made it.

and the mortality rate was (& is) pretty darn high...

50 miles from the nearest medical professional with adequate supplies/facilities, you have no functioning transportation & your pregnant significant other has total placenta pravia... that's a death sentence without treatment

The most common direct causes of maternal death are severe bleeding (25%), infection (15%), unsafe abortion (13%), eclampsia (pregnancyinduced hypertension, often accompanied by seizures, 12%), and obstructed labor (8%).

Table 1. Maternal conditions most frequently reported in studies included in the WHO/HRP systematic review.

Morbidity & # of studies (%)

Hypertensive disorders of pregnancy 885 (14.9)
Stillbirth 828 (13.9)
Preterm delivery 489 (8.2)
Induced abortion 400 (6.7)
Haemorrhage (antepartum, intrapartum, postpartum, unspecified) 365 (6.2)
Anaemia 267 (4.5)
Placenta anomalies (pravia, abruptio, etc.) 245 (4.1)
Spontaneous abortion 235 (4.0)
Gestational diabetes 224 (3.8)
Ectopic pregnancy 146 (2.5)
Premature rupture of membranes 140 (2.4)
Perineal laceration 139 (2.3)
Uterine rupture 116 (2.0)
Obstructed labour 102 (1.7)
Depression (postpartum, during pregnancy) 96 (1.6)
Puerperal infection 86 (1.5)
Violence during pregnancy 77 (1.3)
Urinary tract infection 66 (1.1)
Malaria 54 (0.9)
Other conditions 973 (16.4)
Overall 5933

Table 2. Causes of maternal death in developed countries

Morbidity Percentage

Other direct causes of deaths 21.3
Hypertensive disorders 16.1
Embolism 14.9
Other indirect causes of deaths 14.4
Haemorrhage 13.4
Abortion 8.2
Ectopic pregnancy 4.9
Unclassified deaths 4.8
9. Sepsis/infection 2.1
HIV/AIDS 0.0

Table 3. Causes of maternal death in the 3rd world

Morbidity Percentage

Haemorrhage 33.9
Other indirect causes of deaths 16.7
Sepsis 9.7
Hypertensive disorders 9.1
HIV/AIDS 6.2
Unclassified deaths 5.4
Other direct causes of deaths 4.9
Obstructed labour 4.1
Abortion 3.9
Anaemia 3.7
Embolism 2.0
Ectopic pregnancy 0.5
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:37 PM   #6
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Condoms make great water buckets.

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Old 05-19-2009, 02:14 AM   #7
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Wow and just think there are billions of us now. Not saying there wasnt/isnt a risk. Just saying somehow we have made it here...

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This thought has run throught my mind, but my wife and I are done. We are both older and incapable. It is safe for us to practice all we want.

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More condoms for me.

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Old 05-19-2009, 07:48 PM   #10
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Call me whatever - but - I would screw them all. In a SHTF situation and the world has gone to hell in a handbasket I would be trying to make as many babies as I possibly could with as many women as I could. Nothing like trying to populate your area with offspring!




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