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Originally Posted by Davarm
Hey Ant, I got no problem eaten Fido, we would just call it an Irish wake for a close friend. I'll just draw the line at skunk or possum n sweet taters.
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I can say for a fact that there will definitely be NO other source of meat left (sooner than anyone thinks IMHO) before I'd eat my dogs... the CAT on the other hand...

... jk
10 horrible things that can happen when

1. eat a pet? yes, but as a last resort
2. kill someone? yes, in self defense, as quickly as possible
3. steal from others? yes, eventually I might have to
4. abandon a friend/family member? I really don't know, by the time I decided to, it would probably be too late to make a difference one way or the other
5. eat something gross, like bugs or garbage? Hell, I already DO!

6. betray friends/family to save own ass? no, probably not
7. share food with strangers? ok, not horrible in & of itself, but the ramifications could be, but yes, some of the 'this-is-all-I-have stash' (which consists of expired canned goods)
8. defend friends/family to the death? if I have to... but I'm a TRUE patriot, I don't die for my cause, I make the other sonovabitch die for HIS!
9. self-amputate? I'm of the opinion that would only prolong my demise, but

10. commit suicide? no, I think it's selfish, and I'm too stubborn
wow, that was harder than I thought...